BACK WITH SOME VENGENCE or something similar

Its almost been 2 months...far from the weekly updates I have promised...Whatevs college happened.

So to return I'm going to start with something that pisses me off.

This guy right here.

 And there is really only one reason that makes them so awful. Trying to balance the tempature is like trying to balance on top of the empire state building. On one foot. With an Inner Ear disorder. While on fire.

Honestly I have never had a shower where I haven't had to adjust the knobs like 500 times. I don't understand why getting 2 hot and cold to make warm requires a PHD in plumbing....Or I guess they call it....Civil Hydro Temperature Engineering. I don't know why Hell and the Arctic are the only 2 temperatures that the showers are capable of generating. Or who knows maybe it is just me. Maybe I can only feel comfortable in the narrowest of shower water temperatures. Like I am some kinda weird shower elemental or something.

Oh well not the best comeback post but I worked for 8 hours then exercised after so cut me some slack.

For a fun pictures I guess this will suffice. FEDS ALWAYS ON TOP OF THAT SCIENCE

On being uninspired

Inspiration is an odd thing and honestly I haven't been able to think of anything coy,ironic or funny recently. I would probably like to cite school as a main factor for my lack of inspiration. I dunno it is like I just have had a lack of energy or something. Hence the lack of posts.

I promised a reader that I would update today and was going to make my original post ranting about Punxsutawney Phil and how he was wrong this year.

This is like -1 Celsius for all my European readers

However I did some research about this "Master troll" and realized he is right about 39% of the time. For those of who don't know anything about anything randomly tossing a coin in the air and calling heads or tails will probably generate more accurate results.

OH SHI- Looks like those march firestorms are going to be coming around.

 So you know that kinda removes any justified rage. I mean how can you be angry at a guy for getting something wrong when statistically he has shitty luck. If you really want an animal who you should have made your next prophet I heard that paul the octopus guy was picking world cup winners like it was his job. Although he has died he will rise again in another 4 years to decide who wins the world cup and then ascend into heaven to take the throne in an epic battle vs Odin and Ra. Grace be to paul.

For now soccer. Tomorrow THE WORLD

So there you go. As for other interesting things that have been keeping me occupied when not thinking of things to write about
(Epic meal time - Cooking to the next level)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rUEpmbdZLw&feature=relmfu 
(THE NEWS!- I know right? Seriously there are like 3 wars going on and a tsunami)
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/
http://www.cnn.com 
http://www.foxnews.com 

Wtf captcha

Wait....what? Did that just say Sigma K i = 1? Seriously? Does it like want me to like....get on latex and copy paste?

How to make 8 bit jams

Have you ever been browsing along the youtubes and seen something like this before?

Chances are you were wondering how do I make something this retro? Well in truth it is fairly easy to do.


Step 1: Go get guitar pro somehow. I would suggest illegally downloading it from warez-bb purchasing it.
(As an aside the open source Tux guitar works equally well get it here http://tuxguitar.herac.com.ar/ )

Step 2: Get GXSCC @ http://www.geocities.co.jp/SiliconValley-SanJose/8700/P/GsorigE.htm
Make sure you have more then a pentium 3 and 128 mbs of ram!

Step 3: Get Guitar pro 5 tabs from somewhere on the internets. www.ultimate-guitar.com should probably have the song you are looking (unless you are into some crazy indie rock band no one has ever heard of. I'm looking at you arcade fire)

Step 4: Go open your TOTALLY LEGAL copy of guitar pro.

Step 5: Open the .gp5 file you just downloaded.

Step 6: Go to "File>Export>Export as midi" Note this wont work if your song is playing so make sure you stop it first (this works the same way with tux guitar)

Step 7: Open GXSCC

Step 8: Drag and drop the midi you exported from Step 6 to the fancy pink window of gaishisoft.

Step 9: Click on the "Authoring" button and output your .wav file anywhere you want. And bang your done!
(as an aside  you can tinker with the settings of your midi file in GXSCC in the config )

Well there you go. Your favorite song in 8 bit form. Perfect for anything you have in mind

Today's post has been brought to you by Bender. And Child Abduction.

Why Don't people ever buy more then one type of toothpaste at a time?

Sorry for the delay. School has been on top of me and I frankly couldn't think of anything to write. But lo some inspiration!

It has occurred to me that for the most part when people decide to go out and buy a toothpaste they generally grab one of their favorite brand and wait for it to run out before they have to take a trip back to the store to buy more toothpaste. Well if you do this how are you supposed to find out about any other kind of toothpaste? I mean I recently had cinnamon crest. That stuff was good but I had never bought it before.(think bigred in toothpaste form). So I think I will write a list WHY you should buy 2 tubes of toothpaste.

1. Most importantly "try new things"- If you don't want to invest in a whole tube you can get one of those travel size things.

2.Toothpaste lasts a long time so it is bound to happen that you may grow old of a type - Seriously think about how often you need to get a new tube of toothpaste. Every 3 or 4 months?(if you are alone that is) If you are brushing your teeth twice a day (If it is less you are gross) you are bound to wanna try something different.

3.New tubes are like 3 dollars- I have spend about as much on trying a 7-Layer I didn't like. And even if I liked the taco I would have eaten it and it would have been gone in like 5 minutes.

4.Toothpaste doesn't go bad- If you run 3 different types of toothpaste in a rotation everyday it isn't like after 6 months it will go bad or anything.


And for the obligatory related funny picture

Crest needs to step up their advertising game.

1.09 Is too damn much for a candy bar!

As of recent in order to try to extort money out of students the school store increased the price of a candy bar from 1$ to a 1.09$. And honestly that is just awful. In my opinion the max price for any regular size candy bar should be a dollar. That is all. I once knew a man in my highschool who would sell candy bars out of his locker for a dollar. Now he had a fairly good monopoly on the market. But all he ever charged was a dollar. Therefore a highschool student has better business ethics then my school.

A Dollar and a candy bar should be the only stuff that needs to be involved. Don't add no goddamn tax to a candy bar either. I give you a dollar,you give me a candy bar. There should be no more complexity then that. Of course the school has to pay for a 14 billion dollar expanison to pay for (that no one really asked for WOW A WALKWAY TO THE LIBRARY,GOD FORBID YOU HAVE TO WALK 2 MINUTES TO LIBRARY IN INCLIMATE WEATHER)

Regardless of inflation these should be 1 USD. Or 50,000,000 Zimbabwes if you are counting.

And honestly I would love to not buy that candy but the law of supply and demand has me by the balls. I have a magical 250$ flex account which can buy me candy. They supply stuff I can spend my magic on and I DEMAND CANDY.

Random Picture break #2

School as well as a magic tournament all saturday has been getting to me.
today, PHOTOSHOP TOYING